i’m a trophy wife in the same way that those singing novelty bass are technically a trophy
Starting a pizza restaurant called Crust Punk.
The pizzas come in sizes of Flier, Zine, and Manifesto.
Petition to rename the Old Testament “Adam Ruins Everything”
Can you believe this shit
bullshit
come on man
we are fucked
reminds me of this one time i went to give a blowjob to this really sexy 38 yo man who was very masculine, wore a leather jacket, and smelled really strongly of mens cologne; i remember i got down on my knees and he was caressing my face while i was unbuttoning his pants and to my surprise when i pulled down his pants he was wearing lace panties and fishnet garters. i remember how he was looking at me while i sucked his big cock. yes i swallowed
Things we don’t need to hear!
well i thought it was interesting. :/ peace and love on planet earth
I needed to hear it, sounds like blog urbane is just a weenie hut jr lifelong member
She's a very sleepy girl
The kind who stays under the covers
And you will always find her laying down
Comfy, cozy in the sheets
This is why capitalists like using the mean rather than median.
If I have ten apples and I give them all to one of my ten students, my students have an average of one apple each. Why are nine of them mad at me?
